{"product_id":"stupid-games-sweatshirt","title":"Stupid Games Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn the world of high-consequence operations, there is a fundamental truth that every operator learns early: play stupid games, win stupid prizes. This sweatshirt is a tribute to that hard-edged dark humour forged in the Lines. Whether it is a Rupert making a questionable tactical call or an adversary foolishly overstepping the mark, the outcome is always inevitable. It is the mindset of the professional who understands that every action has a consequence. The Jester juggling skulls is more than just a graphic; it is a reminder to stay sharp, keep your head on a swivel, and never underestimate the chaos of the battlefield. The Joker always collects his due, and usually, he is laughing while he does it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eSpec\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e 85% organic ringspun combed cotton, 15% recycled polyester.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e 350gsm medium weight fabric.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCut:\u003c\/strong\u003e Regular fit with raglan sleeves for ease of movement.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDetail:\u003c\/strong\u003e Large 'Stupid Games' back graphic and Union Jack shoulder detail.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold, inside out. Do not tumble dry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eFit\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBuilt with a regular cut and raglan sleeves to ensure a full range of movement during phys or down-time. True to size for a standard fit. If you prefer a more relaxed feel for layering over a tee, consider sizing up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThrow this on for a session of heavy phys or when heading to the boozer for a well-earned quiet pint. It is built for down-time at the block or for keeping the chill off during a long stag. Wherever you are, it is a piece of kit that signals you know the score.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFree UK shipping on orders over £75.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesigned in the UK by a former Royal Marine and UKSF operator. Veteran-owned. Built to last.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWear it loud. Wear it proud.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"HMG Clothing","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":57073384063351,"sku":null,"price":55.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":57073384096119,"sku":null,"price":55.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":57073384128887,"sku":null,"price":55.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":57073384161655,"sku":null,"price":55.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":57073384194423,"sku":null,"price":55.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0358\/4688\/1417\/files\/stupid-games-sweatshirt-4697605.png?v=1778099414","url":"https:\/\/hmgclothing.com\/products\/stupid-games-sweatshirt","provider":"HMG Clothing","version":"1.0","type":"link"}