Stupid Games Hoodie
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'Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.'
In the high-stakes world of special operations, there is no room for error. The Joker card juggling skulls is a stark reminder of the binary nature of the job. You either get it right, or you pay the ultimate price. It is the dark humour of the block, the sharp wit of the mess, and the cold reality of the frontline. This design embodies the mindset where every action has an equal and often permanent reaction.
Spec
- Fabric: 85% ringspun combed cotton, 15% recycled polyester
- Weight: 320gsm heavy-duty fleece
- Cut: Regular fit with double-layered hood and kangaroo pocket
- Detail: Screen-printed Joker card back graphic with HMG chest print and Union Jack sleeve detail
- Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Do not tumble dry.
Fit
This hoodie is built for a regular, comfortable fit that stands up to the rigours of daily wear. The 320gsm fabric offers significant warmth and a heavy-duty feel, while the set-in sleeves ensure a clean silhouette. It is true to size, but those looking for more room during stag or for a relaxed look should opt for one size larger.
Engineered for the lifestyle, this piece is at home on the range, in the gym for some serious phys, or simply for a quiet pint at the boozer during well-earned down-time. It is the kind of ally kit that speaks for itself, whether you are in the Lines or heading out for the school run. It is built for those who have earned the right to wear it.
Free UK shipping on orders over £75.
Designed in the UK by a former Royal Marine and UKSF operator. Veteran-owned. Built to last.
Wear it loud. Wear it proud.
No questions exchange/return policy.
If the size or fit isnt right and you want to exchange, we will refund your extra shipping cost from the order once we receive the order in its original unwashed condition (UK Orders only).
For returns, once we receive the order in its original and unwashed condition we will authorise your refund (you will not be refunded the shipping cost to send back).
All exchanges/returns are delt through our dedicated customer support team: support@hmg-clothing.com
These sizings have been issued as a guide only:
T-shirts:
S - 37" - 39"
M - 39" 41"
L - 41" - 43"
XL - 43" - 45"
2XL - 45" - 47"
3XL - 47" - 49"
4XL - 49" - 51"
Sweatshirts/Hoodies:
S - 36" - 38"
M - 38" 40"
L - 40" - 42"
XL - 42" - 44"
2XL - 44" - 46"
If you have a specific sizing question or would like
more information, please contact us.
Brushed, 85% Organic Ring Spun Combed cotton, 15% Polyester - Recycled. Fabric washed, Light sueded, 350 g/m². Medium fit:
- Set-in sleeve
- Double layered hood in self fabric
- Round drawcords in matching body colour with metal tipping
- Metal eyelets
- Inside herringbone back neck tape
- Self fabric half moon at back neck
- Single needle topstitch at neckline and along hood opening
- 1x1 rib at sleeve hem and bottom hem
- Armhole, sleeve hem and bottom hem with twin needle topstitch
- Kangaroo pocket at front
Wash inside-out on a low heat with like colours. Do not tumble dry.
'Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.'
In the high-stakes world of special operations, there is no room for error. The Joker card juggling skulls is a stark reminder of the binary nature of the job. You either get it right, or you pay the ultimate price. It is the dark humour of the block, the sharp wit of the mess, and the cold reality of the frontline. This design embodies the mindset where every action has an equal and often permanent reaction.
Spec
- Fabric: 85% ringspun combed cotton, 15% recycled polyester
- Weight: 320gsm heavy-duty fleece
- Cut: Regular fit with double-layered hood and kangaroo pocket
- Detail: Screen-printed Joker card back graphic with HMG chest print and Union Jack sleeve detail
- Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Do not tumble dry.
Fit
This hoodie is built for a regular, comfortable fit that stands up to the rigours of daily wear. The 320gsm fabric offers significant warmth and a heavy-duty feel, while the set-in sleeves ensure a clean silhouette. It is true to size, but those looking for more room during stag or for a relaxed look should opt for one size larger.
Engineered for the lifestyle, this piece is at home on the range, in the gym for some serious phys, or simply for a quiet pint at the boozer during well-earned down-time. It is the kind of ally kit that speaks for itself, whether you are in the Lines or heading out for the school run. It is built for those who have earned the right to wear it.
Free UK shipping on orders over £75.
Designed in the UK by a former Royal Marine and UKSF operator. Veteran-owned. Built to last.
Wear it loud. Wear it proud.
No questions exchange/return policy.
If the size or fit isnt right and you want to exchange, we will refund your extra shipping cost from the order once we receive the order in its original unwashed condition (UK Orders only).
For returns, once we receive the order in its original and unwashed condition we will authorise your refund (you will not be refunded the shipping cost to send back).
All exchanges/returns are delt through our dedicated customer support team: support@hmg-clothing.com
These sizings have been issued as a guide only:
T-shirts:
S - 37" - 39"
M - 39" 41"
L - 41" - 43"
XL - 43" - 45"
2XL - 45" - 47"
3XL - 47" - 49"
4XL - 49" - 51"
Sweatshirts/Hoodies:
S - 36" - 38"
M - 38" 40"
L - 40" - 42"
XL - 42" - 44"
2XL - 44" - 46"
If you have a specific sizing question or would like
more information, please contact us.
Brushed, 85% Organic Ring Spun Combed cotton, 15% Polyester - Recycled. Fabric washed, Light sueded, 350 g/m². Medium fit:
- Set-in sleeve
- Double layered hood in self fabric
- Round drawcords in matching body colour with metal tipping
- Metal eyelets
- Inside herringbone back neck tape
- Self fabric half moon at back neck
- Single needle topstitch at neckline and along hood opening
- 1x1 rib at sleeve hem and bottom hem
- Armhole, sleeve hem and bottom hem with twin needle topstitch
- Kangaroo pocket at front
Wash inside-out on a low heat with like colours. Do not tumble dry.