Symptom of the Universe Hoodie
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'Power protects itself; the rest is just collateral.'
History is written in the blood of the rank and file. From the mud of the Somme to the heat of the Helmand Green Zone, the game remains the same: those at the top play chess with lives while the ground-pounders pay the butcher's bill. The Symptom of the Universe Hoodie is a grim acknowledgement of the hierarchy of sacrifice and the cold reality of power. It is built for the operators who have seen behind the curtain and know that when the glass breaks, they are the ones left to thread the needle. No-nonsense apparel for those who understand that the King's shilling always comes with a price.
Spec
- Fabric: 85% ring-spun combed cotton, 15% recycled polyester.
- Weight: 350gsm heavyweight fleece.
- Cut: Regular fit with double-layered hood, metal eyelets, and round drawcords with metal tipping.
- Detail: Large back graphic, HMG chest print, and black Union Jack on the right sleeve.
- Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Do not tumble dry.
Fit
Tailored for a sharp, regular fit that sits comfortably across the shoulders. It offers enough room for a base layer without losing its shape. True to size. If you are between sizes or prefer a more relaxed silhouette for the block, size up.
Hard-wearing kit for the gym, range days, or a well-earned pint at the local. This heavyweight hoodie is built to withstand the rigours of the daily grind and provide warmth during cold-weather stag or post-phys down-time. Built to handle the butcher and bolt of a high-tempo lifestyle.
Free UK shipping on orders over £75.
Designed in the UK by a former Royal Marine and UKSF operator. Veteran-owned. Built to last.
Pair it with the matching cap and give 'em the good news.
No questions exchange/return policy.
If the size or fit isnt right and you want to exchange, we will refund your extra shipping cost from the order once we receive the order in its original unwashed condition (UK Orders only).
For returns, once we receive the order in its original and unwashed condition we will authorise your refund (you will not be refunded the shipping cost to send back).
All exchanges/returns are delt through our dedicated customer support team: support@hmg-clothing.com
These sizings have been issued as a guide only:
T-shirts:
S - 37" - 39"
M - 39" 41"
L - 41" - 43"
XL - 43" - 45"
2XL - 45" - 47"
3XL - 47" - 49"
4XL - 49" - 51"
Sweatshirts/Hoodies:
S - 36" - 38"
M - 38" 40"
L - 40" - 42"
XL - 42" - 44"
2XL - 44" - 46"
If you have a specific sizing question or would like
more information, please contact us.
Brushed, 85% Organic Ring Spun Combed cotton, 15% Polyester - Recycled. Fabric washed, Light sueded, 350 g/m². Medium fit:
- Set-in sleeve
- Double layered hood in self fabric
- Round drawcords in matching body colour with metal tipping
- Metal eyelets
- Inside herringbone back neck tape
- Self fabric half moon at back neck
- Single needle topstitch at neckline and along hood opening
- 1x1 rib at sleeve hem and bottom hem
- Armhole, sleeve hem and bottom hem with twin needle topstitch
- Kangaroo pocket at front
Wash inside-out on a low heat with like colours. Do not tumble dry.
'Power protects itself; the rest is just collateral.'
History is written in the blood of the rank and file. From the mud of the Somme to the heat of the Helmand Green Zone, the game remains the same: those at the top play chess with lives while the ground-pounders pay the butcher's bill. The Symptom of the Universe Hoodie is a grim acknowledgement of the hierarchy of sacrifice and the cold reality of power. It is built for the operators who have seen behind the curtain and know that when the glass breaks, they are the ones left to thread the needle. No-nonsense apparel for those who understand that the King's shilling always comes with a price.
Spec
- Fabric: 85% ring-spun combed cotton, 15% recycled polyester.
- Weight: 350gsm heavyweight fleece.
- Cut: Regular fit with double-layered hood, metal eyelets, and round drawcords with metal tipping.
- Detail: Large back graphic, HMG chest print, and black Union Jack on the right sleeve.
- Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Do not tumble dry.
Fit
Tailored for a sharp, regular fit that sits comfortably across the shoulders. It offers enough room for a base layer without losing its shape. True to size. If you are between sizes or prefer a more relaxed silhouette for the block, size up.
Hard-wearing kit for the gym, range days, or a well-earned pint at the local. This heavyweight hoodie is built to withstand the rigours of the daily grind and provide warmth during cold-weather stag or post-phys down-time. Built to handle the butcher and bolt of a high-tempo lifestyle.
Free UK shipping on orders over £75.
Designed in the UK by a former Royal Marine and UKSF operator. Veteran-owned. Built to last.
Pair it with the matching cap and give 'em the good news.
No questions exchange/return policy.
If the size or fit isnt right and you want to exchange, we will refund your extra shipping cost from the order once we receive the order in its original unwashed condition (UK Orders only).
For returns, once we receive the order in its original and unwashed condition we will authorise your refund (you will not be refunded the shipping cost to send back).
All exchanges/returns are delt through our dedicated customer support team: support@hmg-clothing.com
These sizings have been issued as a guide only:
T-shirts:
S - 37" - 39"
M - 39" 41"
L - 41" - 43"
XL - 43" - 45"
2XL - 45" - 47"
3XL - 47" - 49"
4XL - 49" - 51"
Sweatshirts/Hoodies:
S - 36" - 38"
M - 38" 40"
L - 40" - 42"
XL - 42" - 44"
2XL - 44" - 46"
If you have a specific sizing question or would like
more information, please contact us.
Brushed, 85% Organic Ring Spun Combed cotton, 15% Polyester - Recycled. Fabric washed, Light sueded, 350 g/m². Medium fit:
- Set-in sleeve
- Double layered hood in self fabric
- Round drawcords in matching body colour with metal tipping
- Metal eyelets
- Inside herringbone back neck tape
- Self fabric half moon at back neck
- Single needle topstitch at neckline and along hood opening
- 1x1 rib at sleeve hem and bottom hem
- Armhole, sleeve hem and bottom hem with twin needle topstitch
- Kangaroo pocket at front
Wash inside-out on a low heat with like colours. Do not tumble dry.